noeliacroft:

bertiedav:

fuckyeahhopeameliasolo:

bertiedav:

fuckyeahhopeameliasolo:

Can I has!?

i feel a ke$ha parody coming on… WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE HOPE SOLO….

GOT MY GLOVES, I’M ON THE PITCH, I’M GONNA OWN THIS VENUE. BEFORE I LEAVE, BRUSH MY TEETH WITH A BOTTLE OF HATERS TEARS, AND WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT I AIN’T GIVING A FUCK.

I’M TALKING TAPING UP ALL MY WRISTS, WRISTS, FLEX NEW GLOVES INTO A FIST, FIST, HATERS ALL GONNA GET KISSED, KISSED, DROP-KICKING - MAKING FUN OF CARLI, SHOWING OFF SCARS THAT ARE GNARLY, FUELING UP WITH…BARLEY…

dying.

oh you guys…